No one IS safe
If you thought English comedian Ricky Gervais played it a little bit safe when he hosted the Golden Globe Awards last January -- marking the first time the glamorous soiree had had a central emcee since 1995 -- you’re not alone. Gervais agrees with you. And although he’s not quite ready to populate the show with the boundary-pushing material he favors for his stand-up tours, he is promising to turn up the heat just a touch on the celebrities gathered at the ceremony. Mel Gibson, consider yourself warned. -- Gina McIntyre
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You joked last year that you had nothing to lose because you weren’t worried about being asked back. Were you surprised when you were invited to host the ceremony for the second time?
Yeah! Two things really, I thought, once I was out there, I could have gone further here [but] I didn’t want to go out there [with] some of the jokes I do in my stand-up, it’s just the wrong platform for it. There’s no victory in shocking a Christian family in Idaho at 5 p.m. on NBC. That’s too easy. Likewise, I didn’t want to be totally safe and anodyne and boring, so I pushed it a bit. I think I could go a little bit further.
Comedy comes from a good or a bad place, and I think with all the things I’ve said, I think people know that it’s done with good intention, it’s done with a twinkle in my eye and a smirk. I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings, really. It’s gentle ribbing. I think I could even push it a little bit further now. The honest answer is I was glad they invited me back because I wanted to do a better job. It’s not like me to be humble, is it? Shocking. It’s a revelation. Ricky says he wasn’t perfect once.
Did you get a lot of good feedback after last year’s telecast?
I did actually, yeah. More so than anything else. I went straight to New York afterward, and people walking down the street were saying, “Great job.” I even got free puddings in restaurants. I try not to worry about that either way, but for something like that, which is quite lighthearted, it’s not part of my body of work. It’s not going to change my career either way. It’s a fun day, and it’s not my day, it’s the people in the room that are being honored, the people at home who want to laugh. I do feel that I’m a bit of a hired hand. It would be a little bit gauche of me to go up there and try to rock the world and use it as a platform to do anything other than just do a good job, really. I’m much more militant about caring about opinion or reviews when I’m doing something that’s wholly mine. In that case, I’m almost perverse. I quite like people hating what I do.
Well, that means you’ve engendered a strong response.
It’s a strong response, exactly that. I quite like the fact that everything I’ve done, 10 five-star reviews, 10 one-star reviews, I quite like the fact that some people hate me so much they don’t sleep, they make themselves ill.
I can’t imagine that’s many people.
The bigger you get the more there are, of course. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t go out of my way to annoy people. I only try and justify it to myself. If you’re doing anything that’s of any worth, of any merit, that isn’t totally watered down, then yeah .... I’ve always thought that when someone wins an Oscar, and they say, “This is for all the fans,” I’d go, “This is for all the people who hate me. Look! It’s not working.” The other thing, as well, when someone gets up there and they say to their spouse, “I couldn’t have done it without you.” I want one person to go up there and say, “Look at this. Now I’m leaving you. You’ve held me back all my life.”
Have you been scanning the nominations for material?
I sort of did one-liners of the people I was about to introduce, but I realized I can look around the room and just pick anyone out. I wrote those jokes in about an hour, I think, the day before the thing. It’s not rocket science, is it?
Maybe not if Mel Gibson turns up again.
Exactly. That was a gift from the comedy god. Who’s presenting an award? Mel Gibson? Perfect. Actually, I should pick the people I want to present awards, shouldn’t I? OK, I want Mel again; I’ve got an absolute doozy. Charlie Sheen. O.J. Simpson -- can he get a day out?
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And now a word from the targets
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Ricky Gervais is back for a second year to host the Globes and says he’s going to push the comedy a little further this time, that he’ll just look around the room and spot someone to target. What might that mean for you?
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“Black Swan” director Darren
Aronofsky: “There will be a lot of ballet jokes.... Letterman made fun of the film. I think he said, ‘If you don’t want to celebrate Christmas, you can go see two Jewish girls make out.’ ”
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“The King’s Speech” actor Geoffrey Rush: “I’m hoping Ricky Gervais will satirize the context of the whole event as only he can. ... It’s great to have somebody who can debunk that with such wit and such ease. I think he’ll have a field day. He can go after me if he’d like. I love the license of the fool.”
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“127 Hours”
director/co-writer Danny Boyle: “It’ll be like a home game. Ricky will be really kind to anyone British up there. It’ll be the Americans who’ll really get it from him.” You really think so? “No! He’ll be merciless on everybody. That’s what’s great about him.”
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“127 Hours” co-writer Simon Beaufoy: “No mercy is all one can be guaranteed. He was extraordinary [last time], especially on us for ‘Slumdog.’ I couldn’t believe the things he was saying. It was hilarious and shocking in equal measure. I’m shocked he’s still doing it. It provides a great perspective that the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn. don’t mind him putting them down. They can apparently laugh at themselves as well.”
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“The Fighter” director David O.
Russell: “We can take whatever punches he gives out.”
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“Animal Kingdom” actress Jacki Weaver: “He’s right up my alley, the British ironic humor. But I look forward to him taking the piss out of me. There’s a million good Australian jokes.”
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“Blue Valentine” actor Ryan Gosling: “Oh, wow, he’s amazing. I mean, I’m sure there’s lots you could make fun of me about.”
