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Blackwell’s worst-dressed list

This last year (2007) stands out as one of the most disastrous fashion years in recent memory -- as well as being a particularly eye-popping moment in Tinseltown in which several worst-dressed repeat offenders suffered collective meltdowns. There was more melodrama surrounding the Spears clan, Lindsay, Paris and a host of other style-challenged starlets than a double feature of “Baby Jane” and “Valley of the Dolls.” Either it was a comedy of errors or a typhoon of terror. You decide.

Here, in his own words, is Mr. Blackwell’s 48th annual worst-dressed women list. (WireImage)
10. Alison Arngrim: Little Nellie of the prairie looks like a 1940s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac. ()
9. Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low. (James Devaney / WireImage)
8. Jessica Simpson: Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse! (Evan Agostini / Getty Images)
7. Avril Lavigne: Gothic makeup courtesy the mad spatula. Fashions provided by … the House of Dracula! (EPA)
6. Eva Green: Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose! (WireImage)
5. Kelly Clarkson: Her heavenly voice soars above the rest … but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of “Proactiv” -- but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive! (Jim Cooper / Associated Press)
4. Fergie: Another style-free “Fergie” in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name! (WireImage)
3. Mary-Kate Olsen: Yikes! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary-Kate’s look is hard to explain … she resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane! (WireImage)
2. Amy Winehouse: Exploding beehives above … tacky polka-dots below … she’s part ‘50s car-hop horror. (Jennifer S. Altman / For The Times)
1. Victoria Beckham: Forget the fashion spice -- wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck ‘em.

Britney note: For those of you who were expecting to see Britney’s name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her. (Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images)