It’s true: The Onion staffers will be at UCLA

COMEDY

After 13 years of publishing, the bank of memorable headlines from the Onion is vast and timeless, still sent to friends on gloomy days to elicit a chuckle. One of our favorites — timely for Valentine’s Day? — “Romantic Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested.” Editor Joe Randazzo and other staffers of the “fake” newspaper will take to Royce Hall for a discussion on the state of pop culture, media and politics, and their latest Peabody Award-winning creation, the Onion News Network, an online satire of 24-hour cable TV news. They will also reveal how they come up with their culture-skewering stories and zingy headlines. Royce Hall, UCLA, 340 Royce Drive, Los Angeles. $28 to $48. 8 p.m. Thur. uclalive.org.