Fast Track: Miley Cyrus jokes about being a ‘stoner’

A roundup of entertainment headlines for Monday.

Miley Cyrus laughed about being a “stoner,” but a rep says it was only a joke. (Access Hollywood)

Christian Bale says “The Dark Knight Rises” is his last go-round as Batman. (Los Angeles Times)

Chaz Bono finally got an engagement ring for his fiancee, Jennifer Elia. (Los Angeles Times)

Director Ken Russell has died. Right now, the angels are cavorting naked. (Los Angeles Times)

Now you can own actual Dunder-Mifflin paper from “The Office.” (Wall Street Journal)

President Obama has his own Bill Murray story now. (Huffington Post)

Regis Philbin is looking to come back with a prime-time talent show. That retirement didn’t last long. (New York Post)

Pay TV could lose as many as 200,000 subscribers in 2012, according to one analyst. (Hollywood Reporter)

An early “lost” Walt Disney cartoon has been discovered in Britain and will be auctioned off. (Reuters)

Angelina Jolie once considered being a funeral director. (Us Weekly)

“Breaking Dawn” conquered the Thanksgiving weekend box office. (Los Angeles Times)

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