Sam Rockwell and Ben Schwartz play a pair of American ex-cons sent on a mission to London to intercept the delivery of a mysterious backpack in “Blue Iguana,” a talky comedy caper that manages to travel from quirky to irritating in no time flat.
Resigned to working at a New York greasy spoon at least until their parole is up, Eddie (Rockwell) and Paul (Schwartz) are made an offer they can’t refuse by Katherine, a sulking British lawyer (Phoebe Fox) who enlists them to make a quick trip across the pond and snatch the designated package.
Unsurprisingly, things go terribly wrong and they find themselves locking horns with a sadistic crime boss named Arkady (Peter Polycarpou) and his psychotic, trigger-happy henchman (Peter Ferdinando).
Suffice it to say, the contents of that sought-after rucksack didn’t include a better script.
Writer-director Hadi Hajaig was obviously shooting for a mid-1980s indie vibe along the lines of Jonathan Demme’s “Something Wild,” but aside from an overstuffed soundtrack that goes heavy on the B-52’s, there’s nothing particularly engaging or nostalgic going on beneath all the forced irreverence.
Instead of taking richer advantage of the inherent fish-out-of-water setup, Hajaig is content to indulge his leads’ apparent preference for extensively — and, for the most part, ill-advised — improvised dialogue while he’s otherwise preoccupied cueing up the likes of “Pop Muzik” by M on his totally ’80s iPod.
Running time: 1 hour, 40 minutes
Playing: Starts Friday, Laemmle Monica Film Center, Santa Monica