Fantasy ‘Hills’ spin-offs
Whitney Port - MONDAY
The title: Oh, Wow
The premise: Whitneys living the sweet life picking up after Peoples Revolution owner Kelly Cutrone on both coasts.
Potential dialogue:
(Lauren calls Whitney in
Whitney: Hi Lauren! Whats up? Kelly Kutrone is here, and Im just, ya know, steaming outfits and feeding the models. Whats going on?
(Lauren tells her that things are heating up with her and Stephen.)
Whitney: Oh. My. Gosh. Are you serious? What are you going to do?
(Lauren says she doesnt know and asks Whitney if she thinks hes cute.)
Whitney: No.
(Lauren is silent. She asks Whitney what to do.)
Whitney: Wow. I dont know, Lauren. Gosh. I dont know. (Dan Steinberg / Associated Press)
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt - TUESDAY
The title: Newlyweds: This Time Is for Real
The premise: We follow the newlyweds during the first months of marital bliss. In the premiere, Spencer buys a bigger video camera to shoot Heidis new music video for the song Spencers Girl, an update of the
Potential dialogue:
Heidi: Where should we shoot the new video? Weve already done the beach. Whats left?
Spencer: I know! What about our favorite Mexican restaurant, Don Antonios?
Heidi: Are you serious? What would I wear? I dont want to just wear some bikini with chili peppers all over it.
Spencer: Babe! You could wear like a sweet sombrero with like a really beautiful see-through poncho. Itll be perfect.
Heidi:
How do you make me love you even more every day? (Gina Ferazzi / Los Angeles Times)
Audrina Patridge - WEDNESDAY
The title: Audrina Does Hollywood
The pitch: Audrina has moved out of L.C. and Los house and begins to fulfill her dream of being a famous actress. First up? Shell star in the sequel to the
Potential dialogue:
Audrina (sobbing): I dont know what to do, Justin. I just dont know how Im going to live up to Jessicas performance. Its too. Much. Pressure.
Justin Bobby (puzzled): Uh, babe? Youre not playing that role. Youre Beautiful Beach Babe No. 4
Audrina (confused): Wait, you mean that wasnt her in the first movie? (Luis Sinco / Los Angeles Times)
Jason Wahler - FRIDAY
The title: The Real Prison Break
The premise: Dumped by his new fiancé, Jason gets busted again for drunk driving and cursing out cops. But this time when hes tossed in the slammer he has a plan. Inspired by his favorite Fox drama, Prison Break, hes tattooed the blueprint of the jail hes in on his body and cameras watch him attempt to break out.
Potential dialogue:
Prison guard (to the camera): Hes not getting out. We let the cameras in only to promote this new prison and demonstrate its security. I dont know what The Hills is, but this Jason guy is in for a surprise. (Michael Buckner / Getty Images)
