Shes got the musical chops to make us overlook the word “gag” in her name...But wearing the chops as an outfit makes her unsexy. (Dimitrious Kambouris / Getty Images)
Bringing UnSexy back. The Annual UnSexiest List. A countdown of Tinseltown’s not-so-glamorous and downright ugly.
Funny? Yes. Talented? Sure. Sexy? Not at all. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman / Getty Images)
How do you spell unsexy? T-O-R-I (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
The clock around your neck has a prettier face, and gets you included on our list. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)
With good reason. Cheating on your husband with a married man always = Unsexy. (Astrid Stawiarz / Getty Images)
With a mug like that, it’s a good thing Quentin Tarantino works behind the camera. (Michael Buckner / Getty Images)
Drawing white blotches on the faces of unsexy celebrities can’t make up for the fact that you are truly unsexy. (Darren Calabrese/AP photo)
Mobster’s wife turned adultering drug addicted emergency room nurse. Not sexy. (Jamie McCarthy / Getty Images)
Until the release of the sleeper-smash movie “The Wrestler”, we didn’t even know you were alive. After seeing recent photos, we’re not sure you are. Being dead makes some stars sexy; looking dead definitely makes you unsexy. (Charles Gallay/Getty Images)
Being the dictionary definition of a shrieking, nagging, negative wife doesnt make you unsexy, it makes you uberunsexy (Richard Drew/AP photo)
Even sideways you wouldn’t be sexy. (Dan Steinberg/AP photo)
Looking like a cadaver with bad dental work, Steve earns a top spot on our annual unsexy list. Undead=unsexy. (Photo by Stephan Lovekin/Getty Images)
Bed-head and large ears are enough to cancel out his perfect body. Does the swimsuit come with a hood? (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images for USA Swimming)
“I’m really happy for ya, and Ima let you finish, but Kanye West is the unsexiest self absorbed untalented ego of all time!” (Jason DeCrow/AP photo)
The unwed, in-vitro pregnancy, former food stamp and welfare mother now has a total of 14 children. Whether shes called Octomom or, correctly, Tetradecamom, shes still unsexier than the shoe shes living in. (AP photo / Nick Ut)
The pudgy best friend role usually spells doom for being sexy. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
Anyone who can star along side Will Ferrell in order to make him look sexier has to be “unsexy”. (Jason Merritt / Getty Images)
Her body may be a Wonderland, but even the Cheshire Cat knows magic mushrooms couldn’t make John sexy. (Chris Pizzello / AP photo)
You were the unsexy girl on “One day at a time”. Now you’re the unsexy girl who slept with her famous hippy musician father. The circle of life.... (Angela Weiss/Getty Images)
The dirty bad boy look can be sexy. The dirty bag-boy look is unsexy. (Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
With her large eyes and stick-thin body Nicole exudes sexiness. Not. (Photo by Giulio Marcocchi/Getty Images)
