Celebrities on Twitter

Follow him: twitter.com/MarioLopezExtra

What he’s saying: “Visiting Oscar the Grouch at his place... He’s not home. http://yfrog.com/gzpssvyj”  (Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/TheEllenShow

What she’s saying: “Keep your friends close, and your guinea pigs closer.”  (Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/TaylorSwift13

What she’s saying: “Wow. I’m still the same as I was in elementary school- the last to realize it’s April Fools day. WAY confused until someone reminds me.”  (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/tyrashow

What she’s saying: “How bad are you?! Have you ever taken hotel towels or noshed on groceries in the supermarket without paying for them?”  (Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/britneyspears

What she’s saying: “Just did my first @jackassworld stunt with Knoxville and company. Knoxville better watch his back... -Britney”  (Larry Busacca/Getty Images for NARAS)

Follow him: twitter.com/Georgelopez

What he’s saying: “The @SnoopDogg talks @CharlieSheen, @Oprah and running for Governor! Let’s get high in 2014! #Snoop2014”  (Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/snoopdogg

What he’s saying: “I’m in the mood 4 Love!!!!!”  (Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/RyanSeacrest

What he’s saying: “Finally! Rebecca Black explains the lyrics to “Friday”... I get stuck on “which ssssssseat can I taaaaake” http://bit.ly/etD8wN”  (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/ladygaga

What she’s saying: “Drawing on table at restaurant. If I had to give it all back, but got to keep my fans, that’d be ok.”  (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/lancearmstrong

What he’s saying: “Big sleepover at the Armstrong house tonight - insanity. Only one thing can settle it down. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off!”  (Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/tonyhawk

What he’s saying: “To friends & fam: I’m off the grid for a few days. No cel service, just pow like this.”  (Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/MatthewPerry

What he’s saying: “A possible love triangle starts up on mr sunshine Wednesday night on Mr Sunshine. Only two more! Don’t miss it!!!”  (Angela Weiss/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

What he’s saying: “twitter mirror twittrr mirror on da wall whos da best twitterer of dem all?”  (Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/SethMacFarlane

What he’s saying: “It’d blow everyone’s mind if one day Charlie Sheen just pulled off a mask & it was Andy Kaufman.”  (Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/PaulaAbdul

What she’s saying: “YOU SERIOUS? it’s only the McTastiest passport to paradise! PLEASE say you’re kidding! xoP RT @mikeyk1129: @PaulaAbdul whats a mcgriddle?!”  (Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/Shaun_White

What he’s saying: “My thoughts are with the people of Japan today. I hope all my friends are safe. Contact me when you can please!”  (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/BarackObama

What he’s saying: “While I stay focused on the job you elected me to do, the work of laying the foundation for our campaign must start today.”  (Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/algore

What he’s saying: “Doctors Agree: global warming is hazardous to your health”  (RODRIGO BUENDIA/AFP/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/schwarzenegger

What he’s saying: “Great party. Even at 80, Mikhail Gorbachev is still rocking. Here’s proof. http://t.co/uK0FML0”  (SEBASTIEN NOGIER/AFP/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/aplusk

What he’s saying: “I thank the lord everyday I went through highschool as a guy not a girl. Prom is terrifying”  (Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for CDG)

Follow her: twitter.com/ashleytisdale

What she’s saying: “Gettin my hair did! Yay!!! I love Gettin it done”  (Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/Oprah

What she’s saying: “Step out of your history. give up the hope that the past could be different. Move forward.”  (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/WilliamShatner

What he’s saying: “Facebook disabled my account this weekend as an imposter acct. Now they want me to prove that it’s me. Don’t they know who I am? MBB”  (Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/TomFelton

What he’s saying: “Had a cheeky laugh at this to! x http://plixi.com/p/88839284”  (Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images for Jameson)

Follow her: twitter.com/ashsimpsonwentz

What she’s saying: “Had a perfect 2 days with my best friend. Shamrock shake!”  (Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/marthastewart

What she’s saying: “i would love to hear from someone following me in every country around the world- write in your own language please”  (Donna Ward/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/mrskutcher

What she’s saying: “@MissNaylea really? That’s the best you got? If you want to bring out the ugly then bring it. Come on get it all out of your system...”  (Michael Caulfield/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/TheMandyMoore

What she’s saying: “A soccer ball that generates electricity for those in the developing world? Um, yah...it’s real. And genius.”  (Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/nicolerichie

What she’s saying: “Ummm @JoelMadden has an iPhone app called Tickle Girl where you tickle her privates & she laughs. Is he ok?”  (Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/danecook

What he’s saying: “Just found old pic of my privates I sent a girl I was dating years ago. Funny how even your genitalia had bad hair styles.”  (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/katyperry

What she’s saying: “LOOK at how cute my baby boy is: http://tinyurl.com/4yzeazr SO EXCITED FOR #ARTHUR!!! go hubby go hubby go hubby!”  (Neil Lupin/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/jimmyfallon

What he’s saying: “Replaced my friend’s shoes with the exact same pair but two sizes bigger, so he thought his feet were shrinking. #bestprankever”  (Jason Kempin/Getty)

Follow him: twitter.com/MCHammer

What he’s saying: “Fear is not of God !!! That is All !!! Fair well ... Goodbye !!! So long !!!!”  (Gary Miller/Getty Images for Motorola Xoom)

Follow him: twitter.com/DaveJMatthews

What he’s saying: “The finger has an ability to cause instant anger and I would hate anyone to get slapped or popped in the head for it. Leave it on Twitter.”  (Jemal Countess/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/rustyrockets

What he’s saying: “I’m on my way to see @ryanseacrest is there any erratic behaviour you’d like to encourage? I could snog Ryan.”  (Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/SouljaBoy

What he’s saying: “much love all fans”  (Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

Follow him: http://twitter.com/iamdiddy

What he’s saying: “Still Grindin!!!!!”  (Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for The Jackie Robinson Foundation)

Follow him: twitter.com/channingtatum

What he’s saying: “On the schedule for today...Firearms training. Prepping for ’21 Jump Street’,because filming starts later this month. All in a day’s work...”  (Michael Loccisano/Getty Images for HBO)

Follow her: twitter.com/TheRealJORDIN

What she’s saying: “@lproda123 sucking in is a girls best friend!! :P”  (Mike Moore/Getty Images for Celebrity Fight Night)

Follow him: twitter.com/rainnwilson

What he’s saying: “I like those movies where everyone inexplicably dies about 2/3rds of the way thru & then there’s just a black screen for like 20 minutes.”  (Max Morse/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/lindsaylohan

What she’s saying: “I love being home with my family... i feel blessed- plus, theres nothing like a home cooked dinner by mom #ny&lastnight xoxo”  (DAVID MCNEW/AFP/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/petewentz

What he’s saying: “Its pretty insane if you have a sandwich named after you but you’re a legend if you have a non alcoholic drink #arnoldpalmer”  (Koki Nagahama/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/andersoncooper

What he’s saying: “Is dumping radioactive water in the ocean really the only option #japan nuke workers have? Maybe not. Details #ac360 10p”  (Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/adamlambert

What he’s saying: “Long live Rock n’ Roll! :)”  (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/JessicaSimpson

What she’s saying: “Dreamt that I had a son named Tenacious D.... That was a strange one”  (Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/LaurenConrad

What she’s saying: “Wow. It really bums me out when I see people drop trash out their car window. Who thinks that’s OK to do?? So Gross!”  (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/NickCannon

What he’s saying: “Snooki Wins Her WrestleMania Match!”  (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/ddlovato

What she’s saying: “Late night workout... Here we go! #beastmode!!”  (Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/parishilton

What she’s saying: “I love being in New York! I feel so “Sex in the City” The shopping here is amazing, been at the stores since 9am. Loves it! :)”  (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/DENISE_RICHARDS

What she’s saying: “Good morning! Having a great time. Worked a bit too here, shot some cool pics for my website &my book hope you like! Posting soon!!”  (Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Heart Truth Red Dress)

Follow them: twitter.com/Jonasbrothers

What they’re saying: “You continue to amaze us! We’re incredibly blessed to have the most amazing fans in the world. We love you. “  (YURI CORTEZ/AFP/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/PrincesssuperC

What she’s saying: “heading to dinner with @KhloeKardashian YUMM!”  (Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/UncleRUSH

What he’s saying: “Anxiety,fear and sadness are self created. #SuperRich”  (Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/serenawilliams

What she’s saying: “Nadal needs to be on twitter....”  (Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/jeremypiven

What he’s saying: “Don’t fall asleep with the tv on or u will have your subconscious hijacked...”  (Jemal Countess/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/SarahKSilverman

What she’s saying: “If you don’t have enough regret in your life, try cutting bangs.”  (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/aliciakeys

What she’s saying: “lovin’ where ur minds are!!;-) off 2 the land of dreams & miracles.... lets make real the miracle of our dreams...love &blessings & bon nuit”  (Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/Pink

What she’s saying: “fresh vegetable juice. check. YUCK.”  (Jason Merritt/Getty Images for DCP)

Follow him: twitter.com/Stephenathome

What he’s saying: “Monkey see, monkey do. Last year I let a capuchin watch me do my taxes, so this year I should be all set.”  (Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/CHARLIESHEEN

What he’s saying: “Like a Dinosaur Stampede from middle earth RAGING atop Col. Kilgore’s main rotor, our assault must be EPIC. The Truth is our rocket fuel.”  (Riccardo S. Savi/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/ActuallyNPH

What he’s saying: “Harry Houdini was born on this day, 137 years ago. When using handcuffs or other restraints tonight, please do so in his honor.”  (Michael Caulfield/Getty Images for PCA)

Follow him: twitter.com/kanyewest

What he’s saying: “Don’t ever try to sell me on anything. Give me ALL the information and I’ll make my own decisions.”  (Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images for VEVO)

Follow him: twitter.com/justinbieber

What he’s saying: “Sleeping is 4 goons. #whatssleeptoagoblin”  (Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/azizansari

What he’s saying: “If anyone has video of me being tossed by security send it! Getting tossed around by big black dudes is kinda fun!!!”  (Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/conanobrien

What he’s saying: “I like to teach my kids that they can do anything. For example this year, our taxes.”  (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/chelseahandler

What she’s saying: “Go see HOP this weekend. I won’t cause I hate kids, but you should.”  (Ben Symon/Foxtel via Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/nancypelosi

What she’s saying: “GOP ‘No Jobs Clock’ at 89 days, 2 hrs, 35 mins, 5 secs (as of tweet): http://go.usa.gov/2tD - we need #jobs, not MIA GOP.”  (Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA

What she’s saying: “My, how the world of journalism changed w/this obsession to destroy subjects via exploiting out-of-context sound bites”  (Mario Tama/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/newtgingrich

What he’s saying: “Ben Fisk is a remarkable 22 year old who has been making maple syrup since he was 5. He has a remarkable business in Temple New Hampshire”  (Brendan Hoffman/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain

What he’s saying: “I applaud the decision to try 9/11 co-conspirators in military commissions”  (NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/ebertchicago

What he’s saying: “”Religion is meaningless without mercy and forgiveness.” Wise words about evil believers in Florida and Afghanistan.”  (Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/ApoloOhno

What he’s saying: “@Slack_aka_HBK I did the work! What is this!!? e-harmony for Olympic athletes? Haha. Ball is in YOUR court.”  (Larry Busacca/Getty Images for EJAF)

Follow him: twitter.com/ochocinco

What he’s saying: “Dear people of Cincinnati, I will be gracing you with my presence and positive attitude tomorrow, where can we hang so we can all catch up?”  (Jemal Countess/Getty Images)

Follow her: twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ

What she’s saying: “But barbz pls tell me its nice and warm in NY. I don’t wanna have to wear my blankie... :(“  (Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/UsherRaymondIV

What he’s saying: “I’m not being funny but...what’s happen to R&B? URIV”  (GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP/Getty Images)

Follow him: twitter.com/tomhanks

What he’s saying: “Typewriter of the week! Royal Apollo 10 from ’69. Electric and permanent. Hanx”  (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)