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These are perilous times. Which got Outtakes...

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These are perilous times. Which got Outtakes wondering: In a fair fight to save our way of life, who would emerge as the Greatest American Hero?

The candidates:

Commie-fighter Matt Hunter, as played by Chuck Norris in “Invasion U.S.A.”

Special Forces he-man John Matrix--Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Commando.”

Perennially misunderstood G.I. John Rambo--Sylvester Stallone in “Rambo.”

Qualities to consider: Commitment to American ideals. Ability to live off the land. Competence with weaponry and improvising. Muscles and physical beauty. Can withstand pain. Even tempered. Wit and personality. Ability to speak a line.

In 25 words or less, pick your Greatest American Hero and tell us why he would be best to save America from evil invaders.

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Letters should be sent c/o Greatest Hero, Calendar Outtakes, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles 90053. The winner, along with the most cogent and sincere comments, will be revealed in Outtakes.

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