'Dog-Barking Rights'

After we snip the vocal chords of dogs we could pass the scalpel through the chords of crying infants, whining teen-agers, off-key shower singers. Gosh, the possibilities are endless!

Might I suggest a cork-lined room for Ms. Gerber? The French writer Marcel Proust found it a most effective solution to noise pollution.

DAWN FOOR

Topanga

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