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Dodgers Could Use Some of Their Ex-Players

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No fan walks out on his team in the sixth inning, offering the lame excuse that the team lacks “oomph.” What he is is a front-runner and a quitter, and also boring. So pack up your wave, and your Kool-a-Koos and Koala Bear and get out. And please don’t have the audacity to come slinking back when the Dodgers start winning.

OWEN SWANSON

Torrance

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