WHEEERE’S JOHNNY?

When Carson does decide to call it quits, tell him not to let the screen door hit his butt on the way out.

I, for one, want him off American TV. He’s told the same jokes for too many years and I’m tired of him trying to get more laughs out of his guests’ jokes than they get.

However, that was one foxy-looking chick pictured with him on Page 6. She can write to me via the L.A. Star (available at most street corners, at 75).

LOREN C. WATKINS

Orange