Judge Ginsburg Withdraws
We are hereby applying for a seat on the Supreme Court. We are likely to be the only people under the age of 50 who have neither lived together prior to marriage nor used marijuana. We have neither performed abortions nor had one. We are fiscally conservative and socially liberal. We have not had judicial experience which would prejudice our testimony before the Senate committee. In addition, we believe that as long as there are exams, there will be prayer in school.
WILLIAM SHELL
SUSAN SHELL
Beverly Hills
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