Quibbles & Bits

. . . Paramount titles just registered with the MPAA: “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” and “Star Trek V: The Last Frontier.” This is the same studio that followed “Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter” with . . . “Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning”!

. . . Talk about fan-aticism: The fanzine Elvis World has come up with stats illustrating the impact of El’s LP sales of “over one billion.” Our fave--the billion would weigh in at 562.5 million pounds, “equal to the weight of 5,208,333 average U.S. females.”