33 1/3 RPM or Fight!

To Randy Lewis: How does it feel to be the Patrick Henry of the LP revolution? (“For the Record, CDs Are a Music Industry Scam,” Calendar, Feb. 26). Picture this scenario: Gangs of disaffected music lovers seize shipments of CDs and dump them into Newport Bay while shouting untimely slogans--”Give me LPs or give me death! A CD without an LP is tyranny! Look, it’s Elvis!”

Well, maybe not Elvis. But listen, Don Quixote breath, your column is swell.

Keep us posted.

RON BRUNO

Huntington Beach