They Know Why UCLA Has Faltered in 1989

Shucks, there is no real mystery why UCLA is 3-6 with two games remaining. The answer has to be steroids! Yep, the players on those other teams have obviously been using steroids, and Terry Donahue is just too much the gentleman to even hint at such a thing.

Come on, Coach. Tell it like it has to be. After all, there just couldn’t be any other reason could there?

A.J. LONGTIN, Sacramento