Soccer’s Biggest Event May Not Be Everyone’s Cup of Cappuccino

Well, now I know what my torture will be when I die and go to hell. I’ll be forced to spend eternity watching a videotape replay of the 1990 World Cup match between Uruguay and Spain. A thrilling 0-0 tie. Ninety minutes of excruciating boredom. Of course, it could be worse. The devil could make me actually attend one of these games.

JIM SHANNON

Garden Grove