TV Geography, UCLA Football Team Match Marks of ‘F’ in Opener

The public address system doesn’t work; it’s 100 degrees; the Rose Bowl is out of beer and continues to boast more than 100,000 seats even though people are no longer 5-foot-3, 130 pounds; Oklahoma 34, UCLA 14; different year, same team.

What was it they used to say on TV?: “What better way to spend a Saturday afternoon?”

MICHAEL HANNIN

Woodland Hills