U.S. Launches Air Strikes in Persian Gulf
The Pied Piper of Washington has led our children into the desert and sold them into slavery, and is now teaching them proper etiquette in order to avoid offending their new masters. Is there no one to rescue them?
WANDA F. GUTHRIE
Marina del Rey
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