GOINGS ON

Just what we need in this town, more blarney. An enterprising Irish Southern Californian has hauled a piece of the Blarney Stone to Los Angeles to exhibit at the Irish Fair and Music Festival next weekend. Kiss it, and the gift of the gab is yours. There are a few folks, however, from whom we’ve heard just about enough, whom we would like kept away:

* Carrie Fisher

* Disney czar Michael Eisner

* Feminist lawyer Gloria Allred

* Daryl F. Gates

* Snort-and-tell author Julia Phillips

* The Rev. Robert Schuller

* Madonna

* ABC commentator and politician- wanna-be Bruce Herschensohn

* Tommy Lasorda

* Suspended KROQ deejays Kevin and Bean