MISSING: One of the Crazy Horse saloon’s...

MISSING: One of the Crazy Horse saloon’s oldest employees has been kidnaped, and the management is offering a reward for his safe return. He’s about 5 feet tall, weighs 200 pounds, is made of solid wood and was holding a package of cigars in one hand. . . . The unnamed cigar-store Indian has been a fixture at the Santa Ana restaurant and bar for years, but someone tied a rope around him and dragged him off Sunday night, a spokesman said. . . . “We’d love to have him back. We hope someone hasn’t turned him into firewood.”