He Doesn’t Want Angels to Get Caught Short

Dear Whitey Herzog,

I read where it is imperative that you sign Dick Schofield, a shortstop with no range, who can’t hit a lick, can’t even lay down a bunt or steal a base, who possesses no durability, fire or leadership ability whatsoever, but who probably has an agent who insists the Cowboy can’t get his World Series without this guy.

If you can find another general manager stupid enough to take Schofield off your hands, take anything.

DELL FRANKLIN

Cayucos, Calif.