BUY NOW: Everybody’s waiting for--and whispering about--Madonna’s...

BUY NOW: Everybody’s waiting for--and whispering about--Madonna’s “Erotica,” a book of sensual art photos. Meanwhile, there’s the considerably tamer but still fun “The Madonna Scrapbook” on the market. Lee Randall’s text isn’t much--mostly fawning accolades along the lines of “now Madonna’s star burned with such bright intensity that even she broke a sweat.” But there’re tons of photos, including “never-before published” shots of a brunette Madonna at her 1980 first performance in New York.

Best of all, however, the paperback has a catalogue of items reportedly available through the singer’s official fan club. Some samples: “True Blue” and “Like a Prayer” beach towels ($27.99 each), a “Desperately Seeking Susan” pillow ($17.99), a three-pack of refrigerator magnets ($5.99) and, yes, “Justify My Love” bikini pants ($11.99--but sorry, women’s only).