Second Opinion / COMMENTARY FROM OTHER MEDIA : THE DAILY TROJAN

So Cathy, You’re pregnant, what’re you gonna do now?

Cathy: Well, I can either get a traumatic abortion, or I can endure nine months of humiliating unwed pregnancy, coupled with morning sickness, swollen feet and general angst.

The pregnancy then culminates in painful childbirth, leaving me two more options. Tearing the strings of motherhood or raise the child myself, opening the door to much more general angst.

No, You don’t understand. You’re supposed to say: “I’m going to Disneyland.”