Lasorda Rings His Smoke Alarm

So the Dodgers have decided to ban smoking from the stadium. Management says it was done for the health and well-being of its fans.

Didn’t the Dodgers remember that they play a cough away from downtown? The same downtown that is hidden during those heavy smoggy summer days?

And don’t forget the San Gabriel Mountains that sometimes disappear during afternoon games. Now we can all feel grateful for the Dodgers for preventing people from lighting up while we cough during those Stage 3 smog alerts. Amazing.

Why don’t they get rid of that other smoke device, Tom Lasorda? He’s been blowing smoke for the last 20 years, and that has been affecting my health.

JOE CASTILLO

Lomita