The Clock Rarely Stops for Harrick-Bashing, but He Has Fans, Too

After months of reading the sarcastic and degrading remarks by UCLA alumni regarding Jim Harrick and the direction of the basketball program, I have something to say: Get a life!

If you have that much time on your hands, perhaps this schedule will help you in your weekly planning.

Monday: March for the spotted owl.

Tuesday: Wear your “Save the Rain Forest” T-shirts.

Wednesday: Organize a school walkout for your children because Long Beach lost the Little League World Series because the other team cheated.

Thursday: Spread the word that “yuppies must be heard.”

Friday: Fight to outlaw the two-drink minimum.

Saturday: Jim Harrick-bashing day.

Sunday: If God rested on the seventh day, then so must UCLA alumni.

CHRIS HINKLE

Ventura