Co-Presidents

* We should take advantage of the Clinton presidency example and elect co-presidents in the future. My first candidate pair would be Garrison Keillor and Rush Limbaugh. If they ever agreed on an issue, the result would probably be in the direction of common sense. In the meantime, we'd be entertained. I'd give them each a half-hour on C-Span, but if Keillor came after Limbaugh, he'd get 45 minutes, because he talks more slowly. If there is fantasy baseball, can fantasy politics be far behind?

N. A. RIGGLE

Trona

Copyright © 2019, Los Angeles Times
EDITION: California | U.S. & World
67°