Ooh la-la!Just a few years ago, The...

Ooh la-la!

Just a few years ago, The Times printed a photo of several students at all-female Mills College who were weeping at the prospect of the school admitting males. (The proposal later was dropped.) Well, the Los Angeles Mills College Alumnae Assn. just had a scholarship fund-raiser--a lingerie sale.

BUT IN WHICH CATEGORY BELONG THE MIAMI DOLPHINS?City Councilman Jeff Kellogg said that he supports an aquarium for Long Beach, rather than an NFL team, because an aquarium is less likely to jump to another city.

Good point. Also, the spectators who visit such a facility are likely to be a bit more docile than their football counterparts.

CLASSIC FEASTS: In honor of Thanksgiving, we’re reprinting one of our turkey-day classics--a restaurant coupon that covered a fairly large family. And let’s not forget our faithful pets. Dave Tull of South Pasadena found an offering for felines, though we’re awaiting a ruling from the Bureau of Weights and Measures on the contents.

THAT’S THE TICKET!KTLA’s Gayle Anderson reported that a motorist pulled up to the gate of one terminal at LAX, propped up his hood and raced inside. When a passerby asked what he was doing, the driver laughed and said this tactic fools the cops every time. Little did he know that he was talking to a plainclothes officer, who stuffed the windshield with a holiday citation.

OXYMORONS R US: “I hope that you are not filling the void left when you quit publishing anagrams by publishing oxymorons now,” writes David Jones of West Hollywood. That said, he went on to propose pretty ugly , plastic glasses and down escalator .

Jay Berman, meanwhile, says: “I’ve always wanted to vacation on Self-Serve Island. “

L.A.’S WHITE THANKSGIVING: Snowflakes were falling outside City Hall on Wednesday, lining the building’s steps with some beautiful holiday plastic. Of course, it was all for a movie. Professors of ancient history know that the last real snowfall at the Civic Center occurred Jan. 11, 1949, long before the discovery of the Self-Serve Islands.

UH, BOSS . . . In his new album, Bruce Springsteen drew upon some Los Angeles Times articles for his subject matter and listed the reporters’ names on the album credits. Unfortunately, Tom Gorman came out as Tom “Gordon.” Says Gorman: “My daughter Cassie, trying to preserve her bragging rights at school, is asking us to change our name to Gordon.”

LIST OF THE DAY: The recent death of John Kingsley, the former Hollywood Chamber of Commerce president, calls to mind the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which he helped develop.

Can you name the first eight actors to receive sidewalk stars in 1958? They were:

* Joanne Woodward

* Burt Lancaster

* Ronald Colman

* Olive Borden

* Edward Sedgwick

* Ernst Torrence

* Preston Foster

And, of course:

* Louise Fazenda

We know. We know. You would have guessed all eight correctly, except that you never heard of Burt Lancaster.

miscelLAny Speaking of the chances of gaining fame in the movie profession, we should note that the Hollywood area is in Los Angeles City Council District No. 13. The land of snow jobs.