His Disappointment Is Strictly Uniform

Last week I gave my friend--a die-hard Bronco/Elway fan--a hard time because of their hideous new uniforms. Then I got a look at the new Angel uniforms. Holy Halo, Batman! This trend in sportswear is surpassing even Mr. Blackwell’s imagination.

It is time that we, as sports fans, must voice our disappointment. These new uniforms have got to go. Are you listening, Patriots, Panthers, Rockets and Jaguars? Who dresses you? Your mother?

Now we know who hires those design students who get their degrees from matchbook covers.

STEVE SANCHEZ

Burbank