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* Who’s a cow’s favorite composer? Mooooozart. (Charlie Sharzer, 7, Los Alamitos, Hopkinson School)
* Why did the lady put lipstick in her hair? She wanted to make up her mind. (Anastajia K. Redshaw, 9, Moreno Valley, Clare Cherry School)
* Why did the pig stand in the hot sun wearing sunglasses? Because he was bacon. (Jordan Mitchell, 5, Hawthorne, Coast Christian School)
* What’s the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling. (Tala Johartchi, 14, Los Angeles, St. Monica’s School)
* What happened to the frog who broke his leg? Doctors performed a hoperation. (Taylor Margaret Hotvet, 5, Pasadena, Clairbourn School)
* Why did the cow cross the street? To go to the moooovies. (Haley Dix, 5, Los Angeles, Santa Monica Montessori)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your name, age, hometown and school.
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