Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What kind of animals can jump higher than a house? All kinds. Houses can’t jump. (Lucas Mercer, 6, Rancho Palos Verdes, Cornerstone School)
* Why shouldn’t you tell a funny joke to a skeleton? It’ll crack him up. (Brandon Burton, 8, Canoga Park, Canoga Park Lutheran)
* What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved. (Beatrice Schuster-Smith, 5, Irvine, Turtle Rock Elementary)
* What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? “Close the door, I’m dressing.” (Julissa Fregoso, 7, El Monte, Shirpser Elementary)
* What do you do when an elephant swallows you? Run around until you get pooped out. (Sunjay Swaroop, 4, Rancho Santa Margarita, Tutortime Preschool)
* Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. (Chris Richards, 7, Monrovia, Mayflower School)
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