Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What’s closer, the moon or New York? The moon, because I can see the moon, but I can’t see New York. (Eduardo Mayoral, 8, Pacoima, Montague Elementary)
* What kind of flower is found between your nose and your chin? Two lips. (Mikhel Jones, 11, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)
* What travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold. (Elyse, Ben and Joshua Schwartz, ages 9, 8 and 6, Tarzana, Castlemont School)
* Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors? He wanted to hide in a bowl of M&Ms.; (Sara Rosenthal, 6, Pacific Palisades, Marquez School)
* Will you remember me in a day’s time? (Of course, I will.) Will you remember me in a week? (Yes.) Will you remember me in a year? (Yes.) Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) See, you forgot me already. (Guru Rattan Khalsa, 9, Los Angeles, Page Private School)
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