Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake. (Roy Stinson, 6, Huntington Beach, Harbour View Elementary)
* Why was the football stadium so cool? Because there was a fan in every seat. (Kenny Roffman, 8, Sherman Oaks, Community Magnet School)
* Why didn’t the dime jump off the cliff after the nickel? It had more cents. (Kenzie Stone, 9, Los Angeles, Westchester Neighborhood School)
* What is the first day of the shark’s calendar? Jaw-nuary 1. (Andy Lines, 7, Rolling Hills Estates, Rolling Hills Country Day School)
* How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? He’s the one with the sesame seed buns. (Michael Kaye, 13, Encino, Portola Middle School)
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