Laugh Lines

Research has found that the herb gingko biloba may improve oxygen flow to the brain. “Which explains why Kato Kaelin is such an airhead.” (Kenny Noble Cortes)

* “A woman kicked extra points for the Willamette College, Ore., football team,” says Alan Ray. “Of course, she lacks what most male college athletes have--a tutor.”

“According to a survey in Boating magazine, boat owners are more likely to carry a picture of their boat than their wife or kids in their wallets. This is why these boat owners tend to sleep on their boats more than in their own beds.” (Cutler Daily Scoop)

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