Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What did the pig say when he was hot? “I’m bacon!” (Milcer Reyes, 10, Los Angeles, Queen Anne Place Elementary)
* Where did the first cow in space end up? The Milky Way. (Joseph Cho, 10, Los Angeles, Queen Anne Place Elementary)
* A chicken walks to the middle of a street and asks the crossing guard, “How do you get to the nearest hospital?” The crossing guard answers, “Just stay where you are.” (Jason Burton, 10, Los Angeles, Queen Anne Place Elementary)
* Why couldn’t the flower use her bicycle? It lost its petals. (Diana Lescamilla, 10, Los Angeles, Queen Anne Place Elementary)
* What did one math book say to the other math book? “I have too many problems.” (Liliana Gomez, 10, Los Angeles, Queen Anne Place Elementary)
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