Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What do you ask a girl who’s skating on thin ice? “Can you swim?” (Roxanne M. Gonzales, 9, Los Angeles, Accelerated School)
* What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck. (Marc Rose, 14, Monrovia, Clifton Middle School)
* What has a tongue but cannot talk? A shoe. (Shawn Swenson, 11, Lake Isabella, Woodrow Wallace Elementary)
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