Pint-Sized Punch Lines


* What is the title of Steven Spielberg’s next movie about dinosaurs in Antarctica? “The Frost World.” (Hayley King, 9, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter Elementary)

* What did the Army man say when he went to bed? “Take cover.” (Jake Jesson, 9, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter Elementary)

* Where do you go to learn to say, “Hi”? A hi school. (Rachael Mandel, 11, Southold, N.Y., Southold School)


* Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

A little old man.

A little old man who?

A little old man who can’t reach the doorbell.

(Matthew Magallanes, 9, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)

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