Pint-Sized Punch Lines

What did the earring say to the ear? I’m hooked on you. (Sami D’Amico, 7, Los Angeles, Mount Washington)

* What can run all day and never get tired? Your nose. (Buddy Gardner, 10, Garden, Mich., Garden Bay Grade School)

* Where do the Arabs park their camels? In the Camelot. (Shantiel Vazquez, 7, Costa Mesa, Paularino School)

* What do you get when you cross a star and Superman? A superstar! (Jennifer Hackett, 7, West Covina, C.J. Morris Elementary)

* What did the boy say to the spider? Quit hanging around. (Jake Grenn, 5, Moorpark, Mountain Meadows Elementary)

* When ghosts are quiet, what is it? Dead silence. (Nicole Hanks, 10, Sierra Madre, Sierra Madre School)

* Why did the pony have to gargle? Because he was a little hoarse. (Frances Power, 8, Pasadena, Luther Burbank Elementary)

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