Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What mouse doesn’t eat cheese? A computer mouse. (Mamta Patel, 12, Northridge, Noble Middle School)

* What did the shark get his mom for Mother’s Day? Fishnet stockings. (Nicole Brown, 6, North Hollywood, Strathern Street Elementary)

* Where is the best place to cool off on a hot day? The ballpark. That’s where all the fans are. (Bobby Wallace, 10, Culver City, David-Fay Private School)

* Why did the sick wasp cross the road? To get to the waspital. (Brooke Greenberg, 6, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Elementary)

* What is a cow’s favorite theme park? Knott’s Dairy Farm! (Elizabeth Lieberman, 10, Northridge, Chatsworth Hills Academy)

* Why did the kids go to the seashore? To see the buoys and gulls. (Kaitlyn Keller, 8, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande School)

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