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Who is the longest poet? Longfellow. (Akhila Pamula, 9, Moreno Valley, Montessori in Redlands)

* How is a queen like a book? They both have titles. (Brian Nadel, 6, Santa Monica, Franklin Elementary School)

* What’s a hound dog’s favorite number? One houndred. (Reid Vizcarra, 6, Sherman Oaks, Oakwood School)

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* How do ghosts get through locked doors? They use a skeleton key. (Carlos Morales, 10, Los Angeles, Ninth Street Elementary)

* Why are basketball players such sloppy eaters? Because they always dribble. (Sarah Shulman, 8, Calabasas Hills, Hesmel West Day School)

* What do rabbits put into their computers? Hoppy disks. (Daniel Shulman, 8, Calabasas Hills, Hesmel West Day School)

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