RANKING THE NFL
Staff writer T.J. Simers ranks the teams in the NFL entering the 1998 season:
1. Kansas City--Fans climb to top of their barns for Super Bowl ticker-tape parade.
2. Jacksonville--Brunell, the AFC’s young version of Young, becomes a star.
3. Denver--The Elway Farewell Tour goes as far as Terrell Davis takes it.
4. San Francisco--The NFL’s resident freeholders, feasting on NFC West creampuffs.
5. Green Bay--Definition of ridiculous: Cheeseheads & Reggie White.
6. New England--If everyone agrees not to yell boo at Bledsoe, Patriots have chance.
7. Minnesota--All that firepower and it’s probably headed to San Antonio.
8. Tampa Bay--Dungy tries novel approach of winning it all--plays without QB.
9. Pittsburgh--If Bus breaks down, it’s still too long of a walk for Stewart.
10. Seattle--If Moon rises above Watters, look out for the dark clouds.
11. Tennessee--Oilers’ play is criminal--enter witness protection program, get new name.
12. Detroit--Does Bobby Ross go to bed at night crying because he has Mitchell.
13. Washington--Who gets impeached first? Clinton or Frerotte?
14. Dallas-- “How Jerry Jones Got His Groove Back.”
15. Carolina--Kerry Collins working to become role model--bikers are thrilled.
16. Miami--10: Over and under on games Marino’s rumored to lose his job.
17. Oakland--Home Alone 8: A Season with the Raiders in Alameda County Coliseum.
18. New York Giants--Fassel should have had Kanell returning kicks, not Sehorn.
19. Cincinnati--NFL’s version of waving white flag--O’Donnell named starting QB.
20. Baltimore--Harbaugh ignites major turnaround, then Modell moves him.
21. New York Jets--Parcells tries to walk across Hudson River, drowns.
22. Atlanta--Whole season rides on Chandler . . . pack the bags.
23. Arizona--Cardinals want to move to L.A.--not until they get an offensive line.
24. Philadelphia--Detmer-Peete midget act canceled; now it’s 6-3 Hoying and bad football.
25. Buffalo--Thurman Thomas Farewell Tour begins a year too late.
26. Indianapolis--Manning begins lifetime sentence of hard labor in Nowheresville.
27. San Diego--Gilbride muzzled; Jones & Bugel leaders for coach of the year.
28. St. Louis--There has to be some kind of Georgia end-of-honeymoon crack here.
29. New Orleans--Saints thought Testaverde would have been an upgrade.
30. Chicago--”Dead Men on Campus.”
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