Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What happened to the girl who swallowed the jokes? She was fine, she just felt a little funny. (Nicholas Bernstein, 6, Costa Mesa, Kaiser Primary Center)
* What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff. (Jennifer Paige, 8, Monrovia, Mayflower Elementary)
* Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. (Brian Schneiderman, 6, Mission Viejo, Castille Elementary)
* Whom do you call when you have to trim a tree? The branch manager. (Deon Se Hawkins, 5, Los Angeles, Warner Avenue Elementary)
* What do you call a witch on a beach? A sand-witch. (Jonathan Grossman, 6, North Hills, Balboa Magnet School)
* What runs around the yard but doesn’t move? A fence. (Lauren Schaffel, 9, Marina Del Rey, Stephen S. Wise Temple Elementary)
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