AFTER THAT, THE NOBEL PRIZE

Pasha Grishuk, the bleached-blonde femme fatale of Russian ice dancing, says she has a four-year plan to take Hollywood by storm, become the next Sharon Stone and then shock the world by wearing who knows what during her acceptance speech at the 2002 Academy Awards.

“In the next four years, I want to win an Oscar,” Grishuk says. “I know it sounds funny, but that’s my goal. Because if I’m going to become an actress, I have to take it serious.”

Grishuk calls Stone “an idol for me” and lists “Casino” and “Diabolique” as her favorite movies.

“I’m looking forward to doing movies with big actors because it will be a big lesson for me,” she says.

Which big actors?

In a rare display, Grishuk played it coy.

“I cannot say. I don’t want to offend anybody because there are so many great actors out there,” Grishuk says. “They would be upset. But I have some in my head.”

Grishuk says she prefers to begin her film career in “action movies, and I prefer to have a leading role.”

Oh, and one other thing.

“I assume,” she says, “I have to take acting lessons.”