LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why wasn’t Cinderella a good basketball player? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach. (Emily Anne Schneider, 9, Sioux City, Iowa, Clark School)
* What did one worm say to another? “Where in earth have you been?” (Crystal Marie Ulibarri, 7, Long Beach, Hudson Elementary)
* What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? “You’re too young to smoke.” (Alexanara Phillips, 8, Pacific Palisades, Palisades Presbyterian Nursery School)
* Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. (Samantha Phillips, 5, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter School)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print please) your name, age, hometown and school.
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