Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What do you call a musical pickle? A piccolo! (Adele Vasquez, 6, San Diego, Harborside School)
* What would a psychiatrist charge if a whale wanted an appointment? $1,100. That’s $100 for the visit and $1,000 for the new couch. (Benjamin Chun, 9, Northridge, Lorne Magnet)
* What did the hat say to the scarf? “You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead.” (Ashlee Varela, 10, Downey, Old River School)
* Why does a little chick walk softly? Because he can’t walk--hardly. (Sean Showalter, 9, Tulsa, OK, St. Frances Hospital, Room 5330)
* What are your cat’s favorite teams? The Cincinnati Bengals, the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Detroit Lions. (Jessica Gonzalez, 11, Los Angeles, John Burroughs Middle School)
* What is a cat’s favorite snack? Purretzels! (Danika Duffy, 7, Manhattan Beach, Robinson School)
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