Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What did the moon say to the sun? “You’re so big and they don’t even let you come out at night!” (Natali Flores, 10, Walnut Park, Redeemer Lutheran School)
* For what man should you always take off your hat? The barber. (Nathan Chow, 10, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande Elementary)
* Teacher: “Johnny, name the four seasons.”
Johnny: “Football, basketball, baseball and soccer.” (Noam M. Miller, 8, Beverly Hills, Harkham Hillel Hebrew Academy)
* What did one firecracker say to another firecracker? “My pop’s bigger than your pop!” (Julia Fogelson, 8, Redondo Beach, Menorah Community Day School)
* What do you call a cop on a bicycle? A copcycle. (Sarah Lambrose, 11, Whittier, Sorensen Elementary)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include (print, please) your full name, age, hometown and school.
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