LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why didn’t the lobster share his toys? He was too shellfish. (Alexandra Greenberg, 7, San Diego, Ecole Francaise de San Diego)
* How do you signal other ships on a hazy day in Los Angeles? With a smoghorn. (Cappy Mahoney, 10, Sherman Oaks, Buckley School)
* What did the mirror say to the lamp? “Night, light.” (Crystal Marie Ulibarri, 7, Long Beach, Hudson Elementary)
* Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot? It’s not polite to talk back to your paw. (Jessica Wilson, 10, San Bernardino, North Park Elementary)
* What’s green, furry and goes quack, quack? A moldy duck. (Alex Williams, 9, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
* What kind of wood gets scared? Petrified wood. (Drew Jones, 11, Rialto, Cucamonga Elementary)
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