Pint-Sized Punch Lines
Why does a roomful of married people look like an empty room? Because there isn’t a single person in it. (Chelsea Raine Soden, 7, San Diego, Beth Israel Day School)
* What did the man say when he walked into a bar? “Ouch!” (Allison Whorton, 9, Valley Village, Laurence 2000 School)
* What does a tightrope walker eat? A balanced diet. (Tiffany Foy, 9, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
* Did you hear about the rookie football player who kept asking his coach to flood the field with water so he could go in as a sub? (Adrianne Joubert, 14, Mira Loma, Jurupa Valley High)
* What do you get from a mixed-up chicken? Scrambled eggs. (Krystal Pestotnik, 10, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
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