Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What food can never become heavyweight champion of the world? The lollipop--it always gets licked. (Javier Vasquez, 10, Hawthorne, Williams Elementary)
* How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair. (Tiffany Foy, 9, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
* What happens when ducks fly upside down? They quack up. (Lindsay Duran, 10, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
* What’s worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat. (Alison Michelle Berry, 9, Glendora, Washington Elementary)
* What did the big flower say to the little flower? “What’s up, bud?” (Alex Mazzulo, 9, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
* What is the best year for frogs? Leap year. (Lindsay Duran, 10, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
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