LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What does the spider like to do most on his computer? Work on his web site. (Benjamin Bloom, 6, Berkeley, Prospect Sierra School)
* Why did the skeleton go trick or treating by himself? Because he had no body to go with him. (Joshua Caine, 5, Manhattan Beach, Robinson School)
* Why was the scientist’s head wet? He had a brainstorm. (Lesley Wu, 11, Diamond Bar, Chaparral Middle School)
* How do you catch a squirrel? You climb a tree and act like a nut. (James Ryan Gamboa, 8, Upland, Peppertree Elementary School)
* Why did the boy keep going to karate classes? Because he got a kick out of them. (Ethan Laroe, 10, Calabasas, Lupin Hill Elementary)
* What do you call frozen tortillas with beans? Brrrr-itos. (Courtney O’Donnell, 7, Santa Barbara, Marymount School)
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